Prillovania

Prillovania, officially the Republic of Prillovania (Prillovanian; Repübbliko av Prillovanija) is a country in Southern Limmo-Neapolia. The country is bordered by Vladiland to the north, the Hot Dog Empire to the east, Cupresica to the west, and Yashailia to the south. It has maritime borders with Roovia, Woglavia, and some rural countries.

Etymology
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The Prillovanian House (Prillovanikuća)
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New Year's Eve 2010
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Involved with the Southern War
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The establishment of the Osku-Prillovanian Confederation
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The Memelandian crisis and the Pethasian War
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Constitutional crisis
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Conflict with the Toshioca Pact, the End of Democratic Party's Regime, First & Second Yenaulian Wars and the relations with Jochaena
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Recent history (2049-present)
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Politics
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Regions (reǧonas)
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Prillovanian Overseas and Outer Space Territories
The Prillovanian Overseas and Outer Space Territories are non-sovereign territories under Prillovanian jurisdiction. However, they are not part of the Prillovania and some are self-governing.

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Law
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Foreign relations
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Military
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Economy
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Demographics
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Culture
The Prillovanian culture is hugely influenced by the Sámi, Mabriu, Vladilandian, Nopruian, Seanish and a bit of the Pleano-Jochaclian culture.

Prillovanian food
See also: Prillovanian cuisine

The Prillovanian culture is well-known for having diverse and hearty dishes both in the region of Middilgardia and the Southern Limmo-Neapolia. However, sometimes most of its Prillovanian food can vary from region to region.

However, the traditional mainland Prillovanian cuisines are:


 * Fish and chips (Ryba und frytkiv): Deep-fried, golden battered fish served with a mountain of rather thick chips. The chips should always be made from real chunks of potato, and are typically rough cut. Fish and chips are often dressed with salt and malt vinegar, with the option of adding ketchup, tartare sauce, or other condiments such as 'chippy sauce' (a mix of brown sauce and vinegar). You can also add mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy or baked beans to the order, among other things.
 * Roast dinner (Pečenka Večerja): The meal consists of a roasted joint of meat (eg: Whole roast chicken, leg of lamb, shoulder of pork, etc.), and roast potatoes and steamed/boiled vegetables. All served with gravy (a thick or thin sauce, depending on the meat, made with the meat juices and stock. Yorkshire Pudding (a pancake-style batter baked in a very hot oven) is traditionally served with roast beef, although some people have it with any roast dinner.
 * Blodpudding: a black sausage made by pig's blood and flour, eaten with lingonberry jam and served with bacon and potato pancakes.
 * Nopruian sausage (Noprui salsičča): A small sausage that was originated in the former empire of Noprua.
 * Prillovanian chicken soup (Supa de pollo): A soup that consists of a clear chicken broth, often with pieces of both chicken and vegetables (carrots, red onion and yellow onion).
 * Prillovanian frites: A potato fries that is served with mayonnaise.
 * Stick bread (Stìk brèd): A bread in which the dough has been rolled into a long sausage shape, twisted over the end of a stick, and baked over an open fire. The dough is an ordinary bread dough, usually with yeast as a leavening agent but baking powder may also be used.
 * Caviar (Kaviar), not the expensive Sineorian kind but a cheaper version made from cod roe, sold in tubes and used on sandwiches and boiled eggs. The most famous brand is Beneschs Kaviar.

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Others
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Drink
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Sleep
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Stay safe
Prillovania is generally safe, even by Limmerian standards, and as a visitor you are unlikely to encounter any problems whatsoever. Violent crime is mostly uncommon in Prillovania.

Pickpockets usually work in tourist-frequented areas, such as airports, rail stations, public transportation, shopping areas and festivals. Most Prillovanians carry their wallets in their pockets or purses and feel quite safe while doing it. Still, almost all stores and restaurants accept most major credit cards, so there is no need to carry a lot of cash around. If you have a bike, do lock it or you may lose it.

While Prillovanian police and security officers are helpful to well-behaving people, detention laws are rather harsh, and do not allow bailout. Police can detain overly intoxicated people overnight if they endanger others or themselves, and relocate people who behave disorderly, even without suspicion of crime. A suspect of crime can be jailed until trial, if the court sees a risk of flight (which is often the case for foreign visitors).

If you are going to a local store, pharmaceutical store, a buss station or running late, make sure to check around to see if there's less traffic, otherwise, you will get hitted.

Landmines
In the Pethasian Region, in cities outside of Monrou and mostly the rural areas. Please make sure to watch your step for the landmines. Most landmines were left after the Pethasian War. Don't step on the landmines or you would be injured.

Food preparation
Prillovania has quite high standards for restaurant and grocer cleanliness. If there is a problem with the food you have bought, speak to the manager to report it. Getting sick from contaminated food is unlikely, but food poisoning in rural areas is not unheard of.

Health care
Prillovanian health care is usually of high quality, but can be quite challenging for foreigners to receive. In case of a medical emergency, most regions (and of course, the major cities) have a regional hospital with an around-the-clock emergency ward. However, if you are unlucky you can expect a long wait before getting medical attention. Call 112 for emergencies, and 1177 for non-emergency medical consulting, as well as directions for open medical clinics.

Water
The water quality in Prillovania is adequate and mostly good or very good. Most of the tap water in Prillovania is from surface water like rivers and lakes typically in hills above towns. Unlike groundwater, surface water is mostly low in calcium and rarely hard. Tap water is always drinkable (except on boats, trains etc.) and there is general no need to buy bottled water (in fact, bottled water often comes from the same source as tap water). In the mountains, water from streams and rivers is usually drinkable and often high quality, but some common sense is needed to judge the source.

Climate

 * Most of Prillovania has hot summers, while no part of Prillovania is a desert, be extra careful when going to both the mainland and Piestra, if you have never been in a hot-summer climate before. Take it easy on the first few days of your vacation. It’s always an excellent idea to put extra sunscreen on and avoid alcohol as you get used to the summer heat. However, despite stereotypes, Prillovania isn’t hot all year round. The Pethasian Region, central and northern Prillovanian regions have mild, maritime climates with warm but not hot summers.

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Talk
See also: Prillovanian phrasebook

The official language of Prillovania is Prillovanian (Prillovani). It is understood by all and spoken by almost all Prillovanians. However, each region has its own dialects, which can challenge even native speakers. This is usually noticeable only in most central Prillovanian regions, the Piestrian Region, and most Prillovanian space colonies.

Other languages are spoken in Prillovania as well. The Vladilandian language is spoken in the north, and Cupresican is mostly spoken in the northwest. Mabriu, Seano-Prillovanian and Nopruian (three of them are ancestor languages to Prillovanian) are currently spoken in rural areas of central Prillovania.

Yashailian is also mostly spoken in the Pethasian Region by most Yashailian communities, with currently 58.5% of its population speaking that language.

Immigration means other foreign languages are becoming more common, such as Jochaenan, Stezean, Lusnatian, and Ottenian, Roovian, Eternian and Pleanian. Many children of immigrants though do not speak the language of their parents or grandparents.

Non-Yenaulian/Qoakat-speaking languages
Modern Oskuian is spoken by many in the large ethnic Oskuian community.