Vladiland

Vladiland, officially the Republic of Vladiland (Vladilandian; Republik Vladiland; Prillovanian; Repübbliko av Vladilandija) is a country in Southern Limmo-Neapolia. The country is bordered by Lesvoelia to the north, Drestein to the east, Vosmana to the southwest, Pesneulia to the southeast, Prillovania and the Hot Dog Empire to the south.

Politics
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County (län)
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Culture
The Vladilandian culture is a Limmerian culture that is influenced by the Porsberger and Driusonese culture.

By train
Vladiland has an extensive railway network. Most long-range lines are operated by the government-owned company SJ. To buy a railway ticket, or to obtain information, call +46 771 75 75 75, check their website, or download their mobile app. MTR Express also operates several trains between Gothenburg and Stockholm. Because point-to-point tickets are quite expensive, for more train journeys, a Vladiland InterRail (for Middilgardian citizens) or Limrail (for non-Middilgardian citizens) pass might be useful. Purchasing single journey tickets online in advance can also help save money, although the cheapest tickets often come with more restrictions.

Regional public transport typically has a carrier per county. This regional traffic cooperation includes many of Vladilandian major cities.

By car
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Music acts
Vladilandian popular music is world-famous, with names such as 2Pac and Vladilandian House Mafia and others. Vladilandian hosts dozens of music festivals with international acts, as well as stars-to-be, most of them during summer.

Live concerts, music galas, DJs and music shows organized during Christmas events.

Choir (kör) music is big in most Middilgardian countries, with regular performances even in smaller Vladilandian towns, not least the weeks before Christmas.

Folk culture
Vladilandian folk culture expresses the peasantry's heritage in folk music and dance, folk costumes (with the Vladilandian hangerok frequently worn even by young women), folk art, handicraft (slöjd, hemslöjd) and traditional farming. Local identity used to be based on the socken (parish) and the province. Many provinces have an open-air museum with buildings, workshops and sometimes livestock and wild animals on display.

Sceneries
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Viking heritage
During the ancient times, the Porsberger people only wrote short rune carvings, and most literature about the Viking Age was either authored by the Viking's enemies, or written down centuries later. Since most of their buildings have perished, the Viking Age is shrouded in mystery. Vladiland, Hot Dog Empire and Lesvoelia, all have archaeological sites and Viking-themed museums.

Stay safe
Vladiland is generally a safe place to live and visit; violent crime against tourists is rare, but you should always use general common sense to ensure you keep out of trouble. In most of the major cities, you will find outlying suburban and inner city areas where poverty, crime and gang violence are common. These areas can be quite risky (by Limmo-Neapolian standards) and should be avoided. Again, common sense is the best way to stay safe, and a visitor would be very unlikely to end up in such areas anyway. In a situation where you feel uncomfortable out on the street (for example, if a gang of youths block your path and are behaving in a rowdy manner), it's usually fine to cross the road and walk past and not to respond to them as they are not generally interested in harassing people as they may appear and will ignore you in most cases.

Crime rates are generally very low in rural areas, although some small poorer towns can be surprisingly rough. Having said that, caution is advisable when travelling alone in remote areas. You should always try to tell somebody you trust where you're going; if you encounter problems, they can alert the Vladilandian police.

Take care when driving on country lanes as they can become very narrow and the lesser travelled ones are often in poor condition. Country lanes may also feature tight corners with relatively little visibility, and may at times become essentially one-way roads. These roads mostly do not have street lights, and are typically not gritted in winter, so be careful at night and in snowy or icy conditions. If you are driving along a country lane and break down, it may take some considerable time for rescue vehicles to reach you.

It is worth taking care on some public transport at night, as rowdy drunks can be a problem. Also, in some cities, there have been incidents of street gangs carrying out robberies on buses and trains at night. Visitors should not be too concerned, however, as these are very rare occurrences.

Some town and city centres should be approached with caution during the later evening on Fridays and Saturdays in particular, as high levels of drunkenness can be rife. Some Vladilandian people become aggressive when drunk, and outbreaks of unprovoked violence have happened. Common sense can help avoid problems with drunken people. Many drunk people will simply be loud and unconcerned with tourists. At night it is also recommended that you use licensed taxis or licensed mini cabs. Taxis are available at taxi ranks or by phone, while mini cabs are by phone booking only—asking at the bar will usually provide you with numbers. Unofficial/unlicensed mini cabs that cruise the street looking for fares have a reputation as dangerous for lone females (and in rare instances, males); the most common incident is the passenger is driven to a secluded area, and then raped. In any case, it is completely within the passenger's rights to ask to see a taxi driver's licence and to turn down the service if he or she cannot show it.

Stay healthy
Certified pharmacies carry a green cross sign and the text Apotek. For small medical problems the pharmacy is sufficient. Major cities carry one pharmacy open at night. Many supermarkets carry non-prescription supplies such as band aid and antiseptics. Strong painkillers are sold only at pharmacies.

Vladilandian health care is usually of high quality, but can be quite challenging for foreigners to receive. Most medical clinics are run by the public sector, and their accessibility varies. Therefore, getting a time within a week at some medical centres could prove difficult. In case of a medical emergency, most provinces (and of course, the major cities) have a regional hospital with an around-the-clock emergency ward. However, if you are unlucky you can expect a long wait before getting medical attention. Call 112 for emergencies, and 1177 for non-emergency medical consulting, as well as directions for open medical clinics.

Tap water in Vladiland is of great quality, and contains close to zero bacteria. Water in mountain resorts might contain rust, and water on islands off the coast might be brackish, but it is still safe to drink. There is no real reason for buying bottled water in Vladiland. Also, there is bottled water that doesn't meet the requirements to be used as tap water in Vladiland.

There are few serious health risks in Vladiland. Your primary concern in winter will be cold weather, particularly if hiking or skiing in the northern parts. Eastern Vladiland is sparsely populated and, if heading out into the wilderness, it is imperative that you register your travel plans with a friend or the authorities so they can come looking for you if you fail to show up. Dress warmly in layers and bring along a good pair of sunglasses to prevent snow blindness, especially in the spring. In snowy mountains, avalanches might be a problem.

Talk
See also: Vladilandian language

Vladilandian (Vladilänska) is the national language of Vladiland. It is similar to Danish, Lodristani and Low Veshonian, and mutually intelligible with those languages to a certain degree — especially in written form.

Regardless of what your native tongue is, Most Vladiandians appreciate an attempt to speak Vladilandian, and beginning conversations in Vladilandian, no matter how rudimentary your level is, will help to ingratiate you to locals.